SlopSlop: the one stop shop for online slop

SlopSlop

The one stop shopfor online slop.

An internet reporting show. Fresh slop, real receipts.

What is this place?

SlopSlop is an internet reporting show. The internet makes a lot of slop. We wade through it, keep the receipts, and tell you what is actually in the bucket.

SlopSlop.tv is owned solely by KinoInstrument.

Store directory

Stories

Short reports on the weird, the viral and the suspiciously shiny.

Receipts

Real screenshots from real sources. We never make up the text. That would be slop.

Commentary

Narrated, with jokes wherever the facts leave room.

Open 24 hours. The internet never closes.

Press kit

Writing about us? Meet the brand below. Contact the team for artwork, licensing and press assets.

The wordmark

SlopSlop wordmark
Transparent, 1774 × 887 px. For dark backgrounds.

Small spaces

SlopSlop SS profile mark

Under 240 px wide, switch to the SS mark.

The type

Follow the receipts.

SlopSlop Display is for short headings. Uppercase reads best. Use a plain sans for anything longer than a shout.

For press assets and font licensing, contact the team.

The colors

16.60:1 paper on ink. Good for text.
15.36:1 lime on ink. Good for text.
1.08:1 lime on paper. Decoration only, never words.
Tap a swatch to copy its hex code.

Together. Always.

  • Keep one quarter of the logo's height clear on every side, measured from the drips.
  • One line, both halves. Never stack, split, crop or stretch it.
  • At least 240 px wide on screens, 45 mm in print.

Say it right

SlopSlop (slopslop.tv) is the one stop shop for online slop: an internet reporting show that wades through the weird, the viral and the suspiciously shiny, and keeps the receipts. SlopSlop is owned solely by KinoInstrument (kinoinstrument.com).

In writing it is SlopSlop: two capital S, no space, one line.

Need press assets?

For the wordmark, channel artwork, font or brand guide, email team@slopslop.tv.

Say hi.

Press, partnerships, licensing, or a tip about some fresh slop. Write to the team.